I found this meme on Willow's blog and thought it so clever that I had to play along!
Col. Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain
Don't call me Lawrence.
Oh God, I pierced the toast!
Can you recall no melody of mine?
They don't belong to the state they belong to me! When they were babies I never saw the state comin' around here with a spare tit!
Lili von Schtupp
Let's face it fellas, everything from the waist down is kaput!
I want the Rootie-Tootie Fresh N' Fruity like at IHOP.
Marianne, can you play something else? Mamma has been weeping since breakfast. I meant something less mournful dearest.
...and what I say is, them as pinched it done her in
In this town, murder's a form of entertainment.